Not Me

People sometimes ask me who I am, but the rarely ask me who I am not. None-the-less, I, G. Edward Johnson, am not...

• from Berkeley Heights, NJ (good name though).
• born January 31, 1915 in Wilford, Fremont County, Idaho, the first son of Edward William Johnson who was bom November 16, 1889 at Holiday, Utah, and was the son of Eric Johnson and Ingrid Eugenia Larson Johnson.. Same name, different person.
• One of the inventors of electric Christmas Lights.
• The one on the December 21, 1936 cover of Time magazine
• The Confederate Major General
• The Edward Johnson in the National Registry of Exonerations.. Convicted of drug possesion then had the conviction vacated because of police misconduct.
• The one who is knowledgable about GOOD ENGLISH
• The Billionare
• A chair
• A preacher like him: This Edward Johnson, This Ed Johnson, or even This preacher guy
• Musically inclined (Note that this points to the internet archive version of the page. At some point this became a porn site, so don't scroll to far forward in the archived copies.)
• The Football Player
• The operatic tenor
• The well known president of the Brick, Tile & Cement Company of St. Marys, Kan
• A Bear
• Edward H. Johnson, a business partner of Thomas Edison and credited with being the creator of the first electrically lit Christmas tree.
• The person who called Jerry Falwell's toll-free number every 30 seconds
• Anyone on theWikipedia page of Edward Johnsons Yes, there are a bunch, no, none are me (last time I checked).

Also not me

Here are some links to Edward Johnsons that used to exist but no longer do. I wonder what happened and I can't rescue the links using the wayback machine.

• A dentist Too bad, I'd like to put veneers on people's teeth.
• Dead At least I'm not dead while I am writing this, but if I die before you read this, who would update the page? I'm sure I'm not that Edward Johnson, and I am probably not dead.
• Married to Miss Anna Johnson
• The Soccer Player

I am amused. Microsoft Copilot search at bing had this to say about me (as of July 22, 2026: "There is no indication in the sources that he is involved in professional athletics, politics, or other fields."

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